You'll make biscuits and I'll make tea
Please be between the ages of 31-45.If you are intelligent, can hold a conversation, and are not full of yourself then please, lets talk.If you know the whole Periodic table, or can solve the Rubik's Cube. I want to hear from you Do you prefer rock and melody to Britney Spears? I am a HUGE music fan. My favorite genre of music has to be rock. I also love punk, 80's new wave, 90's alternative, indie, old country, bluegrass etc... Gotten into a lot of indie bands lately like, Arcade Fire, Modest Mouse, Franz Ferdinand etc... No rap or new country for this chick."I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I'm watching 'Lost' And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame, and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed - like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms, like a damned Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me. Even when I'm old. And that's what I want."-Liz Lemon... It's a quote from "30 Rock" but it is so fitting and funny :) PS I don't care about the beefy forearms, if you can make me laugh then that's all that matters.I like creative types, nerds, geeks, hippies...etc. People into art, films, music, concerts... I like cultured people. But if you can tie your shoes and say bless you when someone else sneezes... I suppose I will settle for that.I love life and having fun. I love hanging with my family, my puppies and friends. I am pretty easy going. I am an enigma. I am weird, complicated, sensitive, sweet, mean, caring, constantly changing. I am me and theres no one else like me! Pretty much... I am AWESOME!! I love to laugh and make jokes. I am very sarcastic. I would rather laugh than be serious...I am also a full time student.I have an affinity for books, traveling, taking random road trips, cooking, laughing, music, family, movies. I love life.I love to laugh and have fun. I hate being serious. Seinfeld cracks me up. I have a very slapstick sense of humor.I am no supermodel but I think I am gorgeous ;) I have been told that I am easy on the eyes.Please include a pic when writing back. I want to see that beautiful face of yours! Then you'll get to see mine!Please be drug and disease free. No creepy crawleys for this girl!Distance is not a factor for me. It shouldn't be for you either.Can't wait to hear from you! Please put "nerd" in the subject line so I know you're not spam. :)

r u the someone 2 hold me
NO PIC, NO REPLY In the subject line put your AGE. You need to HWP, between the ages of 26-32. Must be cute in the face. You must be into BBWs. There will be you and me laying next each other while your holding me. Yes, I do understand some of you [...]